This one time Ted found two, seven-foot-tall stacks of pallets by the dumpster of a laundromat. He stacked them on top of his Honda Fit, took them home, and started making things.
Soon after, he bought a lathe and started making fountain pens, which he sells to charity. Since 2019, he has raised over $3,000 for Black Lives Matter, The Trevor Project, ProPublica, and other left wing terrorist organizations hellbent on destroying America.
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In January 2022, he used his lathe to make his wedding ring!
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An entryway bench.
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Wall triangles.
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Battlestar Galactica memorabilia.
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Pooping stool.