This one time Ted found two, seven-foot-tall stacks of pallets by the dumpster of a laundromat. He stacked them on top of his Honda Fit, took them home, and started making things.
Soon after, he bought a lathe and started making fountain pens, which he sells to charity. Since 2019, he has raised over $3,000 for Black Lives Matter, The Trevor Project, ProPublica, and other left wing terrorist organizations hellbent on destroying America.
In January 2022, he used his lathe to make his wedding ring!
An entryway bench.
Wall triangles.
Battlestar Galactica memorabilia.
Pooping stool.